Limbo is where the virtuous pagans and those that have not been baptised dwell. They didn't really do anything wrong, they just didn't worship the right guy. Leigh Delamere service station is full of people who didn't really do anything wrong, they just have the misfortune to be travelling on the M4.

Eternal dwelling place for those overcome by lust. Given the timing, it really had to be Valentines Day. It's not really a place as such, but I definitely think it should be marked with 'abandon hope' on the calendar.

Cerberus guards the gluttons in the third circle of hell, where they lie in the mud and consume their own excrement. By these standards maybe Iceland isn't so bad but the desire to stock up on emergency dinners can rapidly turn into a nightmare.

Wikipedia describes the 4th circle of hell thusly - Those whose concern for material goods deviated from the desired mean are punished in this circle. They include the avaricious or miserly, who hoarded possessions, and the prodigal, who squandered them. Guarded by Plutus, each group pushes a great weight against the heavy weight of the other group. After the weights crash together the process starts over again.

Now who doesn't read that and think of Ikea?!

From Wikipedia: In the swamp-like water of the river Styx, the wrathful fight each other on the surface, and the sullen or slothful lie gurgling beneath the water.

Wrathful and slothful... trolls and lurkers! The fifth circle of hell is the internet!