Lord of the Rings

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Galadriel

No one tosses a dwarf!
Gimli

Gimli: Toss me!
Aragorn: What!
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf!

Be silent. And keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.
Gandalf

I am wasted over long distances. We Dwarves are natural sprinters. We are deadly over shorter distances.
Gimli

Legolas: Gimli, lower your axe. The trees have feelings, my friend. The elves began it, waking up the trees, teaching them to speak.
Gimli: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?

Pippin: He doesn't look to happy does he Merry?
Merry: Not to happy at all. Still, the view must be quite nice from up there.
Pippin: Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the help are VERY good

Legolas: 43
Gimli: It was already dead!
Legolas: It was twitching
Gimli: It was twitching because it has my axe embedded in its nervous system.